I invented it almost entirely by accident. Originally it was meant to be a new type of tumble dryer, using a small Tesla coil to generate an ionised plasma field. No moving parts, you see?
Well it wasn’t working and I was pissed off… and a bit pissed. I’d been drinking ethanol cut with orange juice and I might have popped next door and borrowed some of their ether.
Anyway, that’s when I decided to see what would happen if I put the cat inside.